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A stitch in time saves nine – Yarn skein wrapper
Dance like nobody's watching – Shoe insert
A rolling stone gathers no moss – Wheelbarrow price tag
Time heals all wounds – Band Aid adhesive sticker
A fool and his money are soon parted – Target receipt
A rising tide floats all boats – Bottom of paper tray a lobster is served in
Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life – Paycheck stub
A journey of 1,000 miles begins with a single step – Fuel tank cap
The only things certain in life are death and taxes – Back of CPA envelope
Every cloud has a silver lining – The temple on a pair of sunglasses
Rome wasn’t built in a day – Coliseum ticket
There’s always a light at the end of the tunnel – C size battery packaging backing
Laughter is the best medicine – Tylenol bottle paper safety cover
The early bird gets the worm – Bait shop lid label
A picture is worth 1000 words – AI website (while your image is being generated)
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All about fortune cookies | Wikipedia
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